BACONSLUT'S FRUIT DIP

Super quick, and mostly healthy!

*Your favorite plain, whole-fat Greek yogurt

*Sugar-free, instant butterscotch pudding mix

*A sprinkling of your favorite toasted or spiced nuts

*Slices of your favorite variety of apple

Mix the first three ingredients to taste and get to dippin'!  The fruit and pudding flavor combos are truly as endless as your imagination. 

BoredAs's Quick Sausage Dip

1 package of Philadelphia Cream Cheese
1 Jimmy Dean thawed breakfast sausage roll
1 can of mild rotel 
 
Put sausage in pan, and cook down until it is broken down in to pieces. Once you have it broken down, and thoroughly cooked, add the rotel and Cream Cheese and continue to cook until the cream cheese is melted, and everything is blended and creamy.


I like to eat this with Tositos corn chips; it's also amazingly delicious served over angel hair pasta... OM NOM NOM!

Sans Fards Bangin' Hummus

3 garlic cloves
2 cups chick peas
1/3 cup tahini
Juice from 2 or 3 lemons, depending on how lemony you like it
2 tbsp water
Pinch of sumac (optional; sumac is a lemon-ish middle eastern spice)
Salt
Pepper

Throw all ingredients in a blender and pulse until smooth. Add hot sauce to taste.