Southern Living King Cake

I'm trying to find the perfect recipe and this one is it.  Now I need to learn to make it look pretty.  The yeast really rose and make the cake big and wider than anticipated.  Bread flour really makes all the difference.

1 (16-ounce) container sour cream 

1/3 cup sugar 

1/4 cup butter 

1 teaspoon salt 

2 (1/4-ounce) envelopes active dry yeast

1/2 cup warm water (100° to 110°)

1 tablespoon sugar 

2 large eggs, lightly beaten 

6 to 6 1/2 cups bread flour

1/3 cup butter, softened 

1/2 cup sugar 

1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

Glaze

Melt together 2 tablespoons milk, 3 tablespoons butter,few drops of vanilla.  Add about 2 cups powdered sugar til it makes a thick glaze.

Purple-, green-, and gold-tinted sparkling sugar sprinkles 

 

Cook first 4 ingredients in a medium saucepan over low heat, stirring often, until butter melts. Set aside, and cool mixture to 100° to 110°.

Stir together yeast, 1/2 cup warm water, and 1 tablespoon sugar in a 1-cup glass measuring cup; let stand 5 minutes.

Beat sour cream mixture, yeast mixture, eggs, and 2 cups flour at medium speed with a heavy-duty electric stand mixer until smooth. I use my dough hook in my KitchenAid mixer.  Reduce speed to low, and gradually add enough remaining flour (4 to 4 1/2 cups) until a soft dough forms.  Keep beating for 5 mins.

Place in a well-greased bowl, turning to grease top.

Cover and let rise in a warm place (85°), free from drafts, 1 hour or until dough is doubled in bulk.
Punch down dough, and divide in half. Roll each portion into a 22- x 12-inch rectangle. Spread 1/3 cup softened butter evenly on each rectangle, leaving a 1-inch border. Stir together 1/2 cup sugar and cinnamon, and sprinkle evenly over butter on each rectangle.

Roll up each dough rectangle, jelly-roll fashion, starting at 1 long side. Place one dough roll, seam side down, on a lightly greased baking sheet. Bring ends of roll together to form an oval ring, moistening and pinching edges together to seal. Repeat with second dough roll.

Cover and let rise in a warm place (85°), free from drafts, 20 to 30 minutes or until doubled in bulk.
Bake at 375° for 14 to 16 minutes or until golden. Slightly cool cakes on pans on wire racks (about 10 minutes). Drizzle Creamy Glaze evenly over warm cakes; sprinkle with colored sugars, alternating colors and forming bands. Let cool completely.

Fran's Mashed Potatoes

This is how you make perfect mashed potatoes. This is my grandmothers recipe from rural Virginia that mom made all the time.  I never understood why people always complimented these until I tasted how other people make them.  Water?  Really?

5 lbs regular baking potatoes
1 stick butter
1 12 oz can evaporated milk
salt
pepper

Fill large stock pot with water and about 2 tablespoons salt and bring to a boil.  Peel potatoes and cut in half, quarter each half, then place in pot.  Drain when soft and tender, about 30 minutes.

 In a large bowl mash the potatoes with a hand mixer until creamy.  Add butter and milk and beat until smooth.  Add pepper to taste.

Orange n Berry Blondies

Thanks NikNak for this tasty treat!

½ cup white chocolate chips

1 cup brown sugar packed

¾ cup dried cranberries

2 large eggs, fork beaten

2 tsp grated orange zest

2 tsp vanilla

1 ½ cup flour

¼ tsp salt

Place oven rack in center position, preheat oven to 375°.

Put butter and white chocolate chips into heavy saucepan on lowest heat,

stirring often until chocolate is almost all melted.  Remove from heat.

Stir chocolate/butter mixture until smooth and pour into large bowl.  

Add next 5 ingredients and stir well.  Add flour and salt and stir until just moistened.

Grease a 9”x9” baking pan with cooking spray.  Spread mixture evenly in pan.

Bake in oven for approximately 25 minutes until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean.  Let blondies cool in pan then cut into squares.

Blondies are a lot like brownies except more fun, sweet cranberries and zippy orange zest will start a party on your tongue.

Crab Dip

This is always a hit with my gang at holiday time. -- Niknak

8 oz. softened cream cheese
1 can 7 1/2 oz of crab meat
3 Tbsp. Seafood cocktail sauce
4 Tbsp. Mayonnaise
1/4 cup finely diced green pepper
Garlic powder and pepper to taste.
A dash or 2 of Shirracha sauce (Horz sauce) optional.

Mix together and refrigerate.

This dip can also be served hot, pop into oven at 350 f. until it bubbles.

Serve with crackers

Blueberry cake with crumble topping

I made this cake with a mixture of blueberries and raspberries as I had both in the fridge and both were sour as ****.

Cake:
1.5 cups of plain flour
3/4 cups sugar (I used caster)
1/2 tsp salt
2 tsp baking powder

1/3 cup vegetable oil
1 medium egg
1/3 cup milk
1 cup of blueberries or raspberries

Topping:
1/3 cup plain flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup unsalted butter
2 tsp cinnamon or all spice for a more festive smelling cake


Directions:

Preheat oven to 350F/170 Celsius. Grease and line a cake tin/ loaf tin, I used a small 15cm tin.

In a bowl, mix together the dry ingredients. In a measuring cup, pour in 1/3 cup of vegetable oil, 1 egg and top it up with milk until the cup is full. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients and mix well. Add the berries and mix it all gently together so as not to break the berries too much. Put the mixture into the pan.

Prepare the topping by mixing the sugar, flour, cinnamon and butter into a breadcrumb consistency. Sprinkle on top of the cake mixture and bake for approximately 35-40 minutes or until ready. Pig out once cooled.

Alabama Shrimp Bake

Last night I told the hubby that shrimp is on sale and what would he like me to make.  He pulled this oldie but goodie out of his brain.

Do you remember when Forrest Gump was all the rage?  Well Southern Living Magazine took advantage of it and put out a "Bubba Gump Cookbook" that took all the SL shrimp recipes and put them in one book.  Mom gave me and my sis one for Christmas along with the usual "Southern Living Annual Cookbook" and a Chickfila Calendar.  I do believe I have made every recipe in the Bubba Gump Cookbook but this one was very popular with my family.  Enjoy!

1 cup butter, melted (I used 1/2 cup)
3/4 cup lemon juice
3/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
1 tbsp. salt (I used seasoning salt)
1 tbsp. freshly-ground black pepper
1 tsp. dried rosemary
1/8 tsp. ground red pepper (cayenne)
1 tbsp. hot sauce (I used Sriracha)
3 garlic cloves, minced
2 1/2 lbs. unpeeled large or jumbo fresh shrimp (I peeled mine)
2 lemons, thinly sliced
1 medium onion, thinly sliced


1. Preheat oven to 400F. Combine first 9 ingredients (through garlic) in a small bowl; set aside.
2. Rinse shrimp with cold water; drain well. In an ungreased 9x13x2-inch baking dish, layer shrimp, lemon slices, and onion slices. Pour butter mixture over shrimp.
3. Bake uncovered for 20-25 minutes (less if you're using peeled shrimp) or until shrimp turn pink, basting occasionally with pan juices.

I like to make some Linguine noodles and cook them al dente.  I will put the noodles in a large bowl and then pour the shrimp on top and let them sit for a minute or 2 so the noodles absorb some of the juice.  

Roasted Bananas

I just pulled this out of my butt and it is NOOOOOOOOOOOMS!!!  - BaconSlut

Heat the over to 400 degrees.  Butter a metal bread loaf pan.  Cut two bananas down the center, lengthwise.  Drizzle with real maple syrup, sprinkle with pumpkin pie spice, and add a few small dots of butter.  Roast for about 12 minutes (go by the smell) before om nom nom-ing.

Ibby's Food Coma Spinach Balls

3/4 of a large onion, minced and microwaved for a few minutes
2 boxes of frozen spinach, thawed, drained and chopped thoroughly
6 large eggs
1/2 cup melted butter
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1 tsp thyme
1 tsp garlic powder
2 cups herb stuffing mix (not the cubed kind but the crumbs kind)

1 cup grated (shredded) Parmesan cheese

Mix all ingredients except cheese together and form into 1" balls.  Roll into the cheese and place on baking sheet.  Bake on 350 for 20 mins.  Let cool and devour.  Can be made ahead and frozen.

Chicken or Salmon Superfood Salad

Thanks again Eliza for this super-healthy meal, courtesy of The Leon Cookbook.

2 tbsp quinoa
½ head of broccoli
300g free-range chicken thighs, each cut into 4 pieces and marinated overnight, or 4 x 70g slices of salmon fillet
2 handfuls of rocket
2 handfuls of baby spinach
2 vine-ripened tomatoes, roughly chopped
120g frozen peas (if using fresh, use 500g unshelled pods)
1 lemon
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
A light sprinkling of alfalfa sprouts
3 tbsp aïoli
2 tbsp toasted seeds
A hefty sprinkling of chopped mint and parsley
Salt and pepper
Put 80ml of water into a small pan and bring to the boil. Stir in the quinoa and boil fast for five minutes, then turn the heat down and simmer for five minutes more. Turn the heat off, fluff with a fork, and leave until cooled.
Preheat your grill to very hot, or get your griddle pan smoking.
Cut the broccoli into small florets and slice the stalks into 1cm thick circles. Drop into a pan of rapidly boiling salted water for three minutes, then drain and run under the tap until cold.
Season your protein. Then for chicken, grill for five minutes, turn it over, then five minutes more; a scant three minutes each side for the salmon slices.
While all this is going on, build your salad: toss the leaves, tomatoes, broccoli and peas in the juice of half a lemon and the olive oil. Lift on to one big serving dish or individuals, scatter on the cooled quinoa and alfalfa. The next layer is the protein (try feta if you're veggie). Top with the aïoli, seeds and herbs, with the other half lemon, wedged, on the side.

Risotto Allo Zafferano (Saffron Risotto)

This is a Jamie Oliver recipe from his new cookbook "Comfort Food" and is bloody delicious. He suggests serving it with Ossobuco Alla Milanese (cross-cut veal shanks), but they are impossible to get where I live, so I stuck with risotto on its own.

Ingredients:
1.2 litres fresh chicken stock (best quality you can afford)
1 onion
1 celery heart
2 knobs of unsalted butter
1 good pinch of saffron threads
450g Arborio risotto rice
200ml Pinot Bianco or Verdicchio (white wine)
80g Parmesan cheese
extra virgin olive oil


Method:

Pour your stock into a pan on low heat and leave it there to simmer, it needs to be hot when you need it.

Peel the onion. Click off 6 celery sticks and return them to the fridge, you need the central yellow heart bit. Finely chop with the onion and put into a large high-sided pan on a medium-low heat with one knob of butter. Cook for 15 minutes, or until soft, but not coloured, stirring occasionally. Meanwhile, put the saffron threads in a bowl and cover with a small ladleful of hot stock.

Stir the rice into a pan for a couple of minutes, then turn the heat up to medium- high, add the wine and cook it away completely, then add the saffron stock and stir for a few minutes until absorbed. Add the remaining stock a ladleful at a time, only adding more once each ladleful has been nearly absorbed and stirring regularly for 16 minutes in total or until the rice is cooked and a pleasure to eat, but still holds its shape. Add a final splash of stock to give you a loose, oozy consistency.

Remove from heat, beat in remaining knob of butter and finely grate in most of the parmesan, then season the risotto to taste. Cover with a lid and leave to sit for 2 minutes, then stir well. Finish with a drizzle of olive oil and remaining parmesan. And don't say I didn't warn you about it being delicious!