SFRBully's Spinich Walnut BlueCheese Salad

A bag of salad greens or just spinach, whatever you prefer

1/2 cup of crushed or halved pecans, candied if you’re a fatty

1/2 cup of dried cranberries or dried cherries

6 oz blue cheese crumbles

2 or 3 crispy apples sliced thin

1 tbspn Dijon mustard

¼ cup of SLUTTY olive oil (or virgin in case they don’t have slutty)
1 tblspn of pure maple syrup (don’t get that aunt jemima stuff RACISTS)
1 TEASPOON of apple cider vinegar

Salt and pepper to taste

Mix the mustard, syrup, vinegar, and olive oil in a shaker and toss it with the sliced apples, greens, and all the other stuff from up there. Add the crumbles last, you messy sluts.